Lyrics: Jared Carey
Music: Jared Carey
Alright！Let's do this！
Here's my case!
You claim my clients are a vivious race
Your Honor,you'll find they're not so insidious
but just a group of lovable idiots！
Hold it！
Don't give me your lecture
Your argument here is pure conjecture
The defendants are vile and no doubt insane
They're small leeches who'll bring a world of pain
No,that's wrong！
We fulfill dreams！
We bring smile with magic of memes
It's all about love with our wholesome show
where you can be assaulted by the Teletubby Po！
OK，sometimes we break the law
but that's an insignificant little flaw
Our mission is to laugh enjoy and inspire
Just ignore the things that we set on fire
Heh,this is the end
it seems cause your team's flimsy schemes are through！
Your antics are too extreme！
Objection！
Violence separation
Non-negotiation
Is this segregation
Peace for our nation？
You guys bring peace？
Don't give me that corck
Sure,you can talk the talk
but can you walk the walk？
Our only crimes？
We saved the Earth a buncha times
From eldritch incantations
greedy expectations
Hate,love and rejection
OBJECTION!
Don't get cocky
You haven't won yet
I haven't even broken a sweat
You'll be banned just as planned！
WITNESSES TO THE STAND！
You make us look so stupid an dense
None of what we do makes any sense
So what？
It's about having tonnes of fun！
Your neutral special can be a gun！
Bro,your vids aren't even funny
I bet you're doing this all for the money
Shut up！
No one asked for your opinion
L+radio+you look like a miniom！
I'm sorry
but I got a confession
All your arcs always give me depression
It's okay！
We may woe！
But we develop love and grow！
Ugh，can you guys please stop persisting？
It's hard enough already existing
Alright
You've heard their plea
They're innocent！
So if you please，let them all go free！
Objection！
Time to stop this persistent sinning
I've been winning
It's no use with your whinging and cringing cause thr use of Mario
is copyright infringing！
NO！
PLEASE,I DON'T WANNA BE EXILED！
I WAS JUST A NAIVE STUPID LITTLE CHILD！
Oh sir you deservr this mockery
Can't be original or high quality
Here,we sentence you for robbery of our intellectual property！
Objection！
Halt with your elation and your litgations
Parody citation refutes these actions
Fair use states a parody of a style
can hold water within a courtroom trial！
Our Mario's all silly and dull
IP robbery is therefore null！
Stupid imitations
Fun exaggerations
Proving their protection
OBJECTION！
What cha gonna do？
I'm not your hero
I'm just a dumnbass with an IQ of zero！
THERE'S NO ESCAPE YOU DUMBAPE！！
Wait no！
YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY AGREE！
These three don't even have a degree！
Whoops,sorry
Time's up ya clown！
It's time for the judge to hand a verdict down！
I gotta thank you all！
Now I clearly see
I，Judge Kirby
hereby decree that I find defendants to be
NOT GUILTY！！