Lyrics: Alex Grant/Rachel Cooper
Music: Rachel Cooper
Not much happening
On this afternoon
Get a martini
And something to do
Find the protege
The book I had stored
Put them together
Why?
I was bored, I was bored
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I was bored
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Trapped
In a book with no way out
Better move that hairy ass
Or the pages make you splat
When the cover shut like smack
Gonna have to start from scratch
Gonna have to (boink) Big Mac
If you wanna get turned back
Cash me outside, howbowdah
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I was bored
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I was bored
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I was bored