Music: Sean Douglas/Kristen Wiig
Harper and Will go West
Just a couple old friends
And a couple brand new breasts
They’re off to see America
Not sure what they’ll find
Open to the open road
Only to be reminded that
A friend is a friend is a friend
Til the end
Coast to coast
It takes 3,000 miles to get this close
Did Luis and Clark dare to go to these emotional places
This is a greater unknown
So I think my two are the bravest
Harper and Will go West
Like Thelma and Louise
But with a lot less death
They’re off to see America
Just one girl and a guy
Open to the open road
Only to be reminded that
A friend is a friend is a friend
Til the end
They’ll find their way
Even when they don’t know what to say
Known each other for forever
And a day on a path to find themselves
A magical woman riding with her grown up elf
And ooh this is the jazzy part
I assume there's no room in the cards
For me, I’d rather’ve been invited
But I’ll play my part
This once from the heart
Harper and Will go West
Not prospecting for gold
This is a richer quest
They’re off to see America
Follow their own signs
Open to the open road
Only to be reminded that
A friend is a friend is a friend is a friend
A friend is a friend is a friend
Til the end