Watch out
Eyes on the screen
Watch where you're going
We'll loop it all around
Round and round again
I know you've done this before!
Hello hello, and WELCOME to 'Harmonic Evasion 101'!
I'm【redacted】,your training instructor for today!
When you hear this sound,
prepare to avoid some bullets!
Ready?
Hold on tight to your seat or you'll
Fall off
Are you wearing your safety belt?
(What did I tell you???)
Wait those are real bullets?
I thought this was training!
Well it's not my fault the system's down
(You're doing great!)
I'll reboot it
It's working now!
(I mean,I think it is?)
Everything's still not working
(Try not to get hit!)
Dodge right
Oops! I lied.
Don't look away now
(Hey!It's an instruction manual!)
(Awesome!)
Go around!Do a spin!
Actually,I might know a way to fix this…
Pay attention to me now
Cause I got a couple tricks
That you wouldn't wanna miss
One,put your device in ice
So it doesn't overheat
Un oh,oh no. That was a joke!
Did it work?
I think it worked! Come on!
(Wow,that's so epic)
Hey you're so cool right now
I think this is super close to being fixed
You're supposed to be training,so…
You're doing so,so great!
You're insane,keep it up!
Time for your mandatory break
You did your best
So your deserve a rest
For how well you played
Now break time is over so get on your feet!
(Keep it up!)
Couple more stages…
Alright, Moment of truth!
Do a 【REDACTED】
Go around! Go again!
Th-the lazer! The machine
The quasi-particle-beam-rifle-worm-annihilator!
Oh no… It's falling apart!
Quick! Hit the restart button!
We're looking good as new
It's working right again
It's like I've down this before
Thanks to you!
(Almost done!)
(One sec!)
(One more time!)