Lyrics: Daniel Rustage/Cameron Greely
Music: VideoGameRapBattles/Daniel Rustage/Cameron Greely
Video Game Rap Battle！
Player one
Phoniex Wright
Player Two
Preofessor Layton
Fight!!
Time to show a heartless sham
Who passed the bar exam
Hold it!
If you wanna battle it's a gamble like poker
I am undefeated and we don't play Jokers
You spit tough?I call your bluff and come AT-YOU
A sneeze'll be enough
It's over watch your shoulder
Keep your loved ones close or boom
The bombs I throw explode
To take another girl away from you
From the way you're dressed Layton
I profess that
You don't know how to handle suits
Well I'm the lawyer keepin'you
From teachin' Luke your specter flute
Hershel If that is your name
OH wait it ain't you're just a fake
You took that from your brother
while he suffed with no guilt or pain
The defendant is insane in the brain
And that's no lie
Tryna beat this when I'm heat as a phoenix
I'm so fly
He be grooming teens identity thieving
For those crimes
I won't give in till we stick him in prison
That's for life
You're up agsinst a gentleman
In this foray with words
You're absurd
Boast achievements that you haven't even earned
Won't be rising from the ashes
When my prose will leave you burned
Call it a turnabout
'Cause lyrically I flipped the bird!
Coming to battles
I'm training with weaponry
You do not want to parlay
AY
'Caues for a lawyer
You're pretty defenseless
When you're getting beaten and tazed
I'm amazed
You take the credit
When your mentor did your work for you
She died but she still held your hand
I ber she wrote your lyrics too
Don't talk about girls
When your only love lied and then went
And framed you for a crime
Threatening women?
Oh phoenix there's reasons why
You're still a virgin at 35
All objections oberruled
Your games are barely challenging
When I'm through with you
You'll be the one that Maya's channeling
I bury archaeologists make you a piece of history
Did they do that to Layton 7?
That's a cheerful mystery
Makes sense a "flawless"charater
would drop a verse so bland
Your honor
I would like to call
A Mary Sue to take the stand
Resort to tropes,Mr. Wright
It's why you're second best
When you act just like your partener
A damsel in distress
My assistant Luke is useful
Can call him a keen observer
Whilst Maya's Kidnapped twice
And three times been framed for murder
Your riddles are nothing to cases I'm closin'
I'll never be playin' your game
AY
'Cause the only puzzle I'm facing is
"Why add a story mode into brain age?"
Come on,you're bluffing
Your rapping is nothing
But padding and evidence forged
You can't afford to lose,this isn't a battle
It's more an autopsy report
To that I sayObjection!
You're my copy to the end
Don't step too close to what i spit
You'll turn to gold again
I solved the puzzle into
Why you're such a crooked sleuth
A shady lawyer who refused
To tell trucy the truth