Hazbin Hotel (Alastor)

Lyrics: Leon Young Music: Leon Young Talk like a heathen The radio demon Souls on the soles when I stroll on the cement So devious, I'm a troll, a comedian But I throw bows if you hoes inconvenience Got my toes on the ceiling Not on my level You know you agree with a hazbin Never that, bro, I'm a kingpin Team lit, we ain't got roles for the squeamish Girl, you wanna come to my hotel Everybody here for a piece and it's no bell You come down here, and thereโ€™s no ball Wanna flip a coin for a wish, bitch, oh well Wanna roll the dice, but you lost your marbles Martial law dissolves any partial problems Partial problems, here meet a martial artist Disrespect your limbs, turn to partial objects C'est la vie and ciao for now Had to flip your "mom" just to "wow" the crowd If you don't understand, you can sound it out Your mom and wow the same when I'm round and round Rigging ulterior motives But you interfere you'll be rigged with explosives Different agenda with different approaches I live as a king, you live with the roaches Live for the radio, live for the roses Palette refined , I'm king of the vocalists You live for the screens, you're hopeless Swallow a barrel and load it I know that you came for some fun But you jumped in the bed with a vulture They wonder why I give a d*mn Cause it's them that are runnin' the culture What's a rhyme or reason? Even I just can't seem to find none Once I call the curtains ! Nobody's peekin' behind โ€˜em No bed is safe for sleepin' ! That's why I lie alone I'll broadcast all your secrets ! Speak right into the microphone Oh this cakewalk is a climb Right to the top, you'll crawl But all you'll find up here's a fall ! And Iโ€™ll be watchin' ! โ€˜Tis season of the rizz demon Down in hell, but I'm still cheesin' How we dead, but I'm still reapin' Iโ€™ve transcended, I'm still peekin' Smack your head, but you still talkin' You Adam types, you can't steal Eden Lost your b*tch you still heavin' You still cryin' You still grievin' And if you don't get yourself together And leave up to f*ck alone I will rip you from limb to limb! Now where was I? Almost got me off topic Those demons get me all toxic Sometimes you gotta put them in line To show godly skill to a novice Murderer in life and I'm still a mic killer High spitter, I get up teeth showing Bright glimmer, I sit and I simmer my plan and my rhythm My swagger ,my riddles, they mad that I fiddle I battle, I rattle, I pivot But I have a deal and there's no strings in it You can trust me, see the big teeth grinning You sign in the line and your dreams breach limits It's gutsy gutsy for you not to trust me Lucky, lucky, you should feel to touch me Beautiful but trust me, it gets ugly You the shit, I put you in the dung heap Clothed in lies, loath fabrications Dope aspirations, no application though Giant odds, but bro, strapped with David Either get in line or go line the grave, b*tch What's a rhyme or reason? Even I just can't seem to find none Once I call the curtains ! Nobody's peekin' behind โ€˜em No bed is safe for sleepin' ! That's why I lie alone I'll broadcast all your secrets ! Speak right into the microphone Oh this cakewalk is a climb Right to the top, you'll crawl But all you'll find up here's a fall ! And Iโ€™ll be watchin' !