Lyrics: Toby Marlow/Lucy Moss/Lionel Bart
Music: Toby Marlow/Lucy Moss/Lionel Bart
This ends now
And here's how…
We turn off Friends right now and watch Twilight
No…
We commit
To the bit
And we don't leave til we've answered tonight:
Why am I so single?
We actually solve it
til we bring all our suffering to an end
No more asking
“Why am I so single?”
We find the answer
and find what we think'll answer it for our friend
Do you get it?
Yeah, you just said it?
Cos if we genuinely try
To help each other find out why
We'll kiss our loneliness goodbye
So let's work out all the things we do wrong
Oh, well great that shouldn't take too long
All our flaws and all our fears
Cool I think I've got a free a million years!
Great! Let's sit and get brainstorming
And next week we'll crack global warming
Right pour me a drink
And let's have a little think
And we'll keep it all between us and the kitchen sink
And when it's all gone well we'll
*Clink*
Now, let's see
Why am I soooooo…………how should we do this then?