Lyrics: Toby Marlow/Lucy Moss/Lionel Bart Music: Toby Marlow/Lucy Moss/Lionel Bart This ends now And here's how… We turn off Friends right now and watch Twilight No… We commit To the bit And we don't leave til we've answered tonight: Why am I so single? We actually solve it til we bring all our suffering to an end No more asking “Why am I so single?” We find the answer and find what we think'll answer it for our friend Do you get it? Yeah, you just said it? Cos if we genuinely try To help each other find out why We'll kiss our loneliness goodbye So let's work out all the things we do wrong Oh, well great that shouldn't take too long All our flaws and all our fears Cool I think I've got a free a million years! Great! Let's sit and get brainstorming And next week we'll crack global warming Right pour me a drink And let's have a little think And we'll keep it all between us and the kitchen sink And when it's all gone well we'll *Clink* Now, let's see Why am I soooooo…………how should we do this then?