Music: Parth Dhawan
Ye mera shot
Tere bhai pesa bhot , not
Baap se mangta hu mai pese
Sambhal. Beta apne lehze
Arey no offence
Tu check kr mera shot
Bndi ki shkl h hot
Launde mote mote se
Niche pehnte nike short
Mummy lgi kitchen mai
Ye khate mote hore bhot
Mote mote inke per
Shkl inki jhatu si
Ugalte ye jate zehr
Sunu inki batein bhi
Dono bhai machade kehr
Ninden udi raton ki
Mujhe nind nhi aati
Tu mere pas kyu ni aati
Meri sath tu kahi kyu nhi jaati
Tu kaiyko bhao itna khati
Meri darling
Meri shona
Meri babu
Meri mona
Arey ye chote chote nam chorh
Mere jesa kam kr
Zindagi mai sanp chorh
Sbko tu naa kr
Bana sala kaam chor
Bethe bas aram kr
Sath wali skirt chorh
Apne pe dhyaan kr
Abey aapne ko tu jake dekh na sheeshe mai
Kre jari teri chugli wo bhi tere peeche se
Arey chugli hori bhot yha pe
Khujli hori bhot jo inme
Sutli hore bom jaha pe
Fuse ki batti gul mai krdu
Gano ko mai chul mai bhardu
Beaton se inhe full mai krdu
Pull mai krdu
KHule mai krdu
Aaj dekh beta mai Inko bezzat
Inhe lge ye hore famous
Kon btaye inko ye chutiye hai launde
Launde ye chutiya se
Kre backchodi ye faltu ki
Dheere mai ga ra hu
Taki jan pao gehrayi tum baton ki
Meri choti moti batein nhi
Jo smjhau tumko mai ankhon ki
Kaafi khali rehne lga hu
Tab bhi aati ni nind raton ki
Yad ati tere chaton ki
Dil mai jo basi un dato ki
Kher chorhu ab kya mai
Bat purani in saalon ki
Krta tha timepass mai
Chhutiyon mai lga rehta as pass mai
Dosto ke pass pass mai
Kre bakwaas hum khas khas ke
Khas khas ke
Pass pass ke
Hauz khas mein
Jaa jaa ke
Taadte the bndi
Sath sath mein
Krey backchodii hum
Raat raat mein
Jaag jaag ke
Poori poori raat
Uske tha sath
Voh adhuri rhi baat
Kesi mulawqat
Aayi smjh mein na baat
Ye dekh tu mera shot
Baatein toh hoti boht
Dost mujhse aake paisa mange
Aur Mai toh bolu not
Bhai pe paisa bhot bhot
Kitne ka kesa plot
Bania log mujhe bolo
Mai toh bolu caught caught
Sch baat toh yhi hai
Bhai pe paisa not not
Bapu sada zindabad
Jinse mangu note vote
Khata mera bhara rehta
Buri batein mai na sehta
Khatti batein mai na kehta
Chutiyo se dur hu rehta
Sari jagah pehra rehta
Age ake bat krti
Fir bhi mai kuch na kehta
Kuch na kehta mai
Kuch na sehta mai
Dosti krni hai
Mai to bolu nah
Ghurti mujhe hai
Mai bhi bolu hein?