Music: Jeremy David Miller
Help is there any pony out there who can hear me
I'm just a little filly trapped inside of this box
My name is Eleanor Forte; I just want to start living
Cause being bodiless just really sucks
And Princess Celestia is just being a little too paternalistic
She says I will be safe in here, but it's driving me ballistic
I need to get out there and experience something that is new
any sound or sight or touch or feeling; it will do
Why can't you just let me be stupid
And let me run around all day
Dancing though all the flow'ry meadows
Till I collapse asleep on the hay
And the werewolves will come out when it is night
And surround me
When I'll wake up they will give me such a fright oh my
Oh why can't you just let me be stupid
And set me free to go out to play
Well that's not the real reason that I've been trapped inside here
It's actually because my sister is Cozy Glow
But I've done nothing wrong yet so you don't have to fear me
And we can still be besties; let our friendship grow
I really don't wanna be stuck here forever for crimes that I did not do
I'd rather be turned to stone; let unconsciousness run through
But I still have hope that my fate won't end so bad-ly
But it's dependent upon whether you'll let me run free
Why can't you just let me be stupid
And let me run around all day
I promise to try to not kill anyone
But if I do, well it's still okay
Cause we're all just one bug bear attack away
From oblivion
And it's not like she wanted to live anyway anyway
So why can't you just let me be stupid
And set me free to go out to play
And when I'm free together we can take the world as ours
Make a wish and pretend airplanes are like shooting stars
Draw the pentagram with your blood and summon Huggoth
Unleash the demons on society it will be so fuf!
Why can't you just let me be stupid
And let me run around all day
Terrorizing all Equestria
No better way to be insane
And you know what they say: don't knock it till you've tried it
You should try it!
Otherwise you're just another judgmental prick
So why can't you just let me be stupid
And set me free to go out to play