Lyrics: Sam Stillerman
Music: Sam Stillerman
I hate my ****in' boss, and I hate my ****in' job
I hate my dumb ex-wife and her stupid boyfriend cop
I hate all other countries, and I hate when people talk
But boy, do I love being home alone and jerkin' off
I jerk off all the time, I jerk off everyday
I jerk off every night in myย jacked up Chevrolet
I jerk off when I'm sleepin', and I jerk when I'm awake
And boy, I love to walk down busy streets and masturbate
I jerk off on the couch, I'm jerkin' off right now
I jerk off to the thought of jerkin' off and holy cow
I'm deputy of ding-dong drummin', triple grippin',ย tater tuggin'
King of crankin' off my junk, and that's the only thing I love
In my dirty muddy pickup, drivin' bumpy with my dick up
Bustin' all up in my dip cup, I'm the boss of bein' bricked up
Blistered knuckles, I won't quit, I'm bustin' nuts while on the shitter
Whiskey wranglin', tipsy twister, jerkin' off is why I live
I'm the big rig, bone rubbin', sock stained stroke
Lovin' wizard of the wiener, jerkin' off is all I need
I jerk off all the time, I jerk off everyday
I jerk off every night in my jacked up Chevrolet
I jerk off when I'm sleepin', and I jerk when I'm awake
And boy, I love to walk down busy streets and masturbate
I jerk off on the couch, I'm jerkin' off right now
I jerk off to the thought of jerkin' off and holy cow
I'm deputy of ding-dong drummin', triple grippin', tater tuggin'
King of crankin' off my junk, and that's the only thing I love