Lyrics: Dave Malloy
Music: Dave Malloy
SADIE
in my grandparents’ town
every summer there came a carnival
for the festival of fish
my sister and i would eat fried cod and french fries with vinegar
throwing ping pong balls in goldfish bowls
and flying through the sky on jankity rides—
WOLF
step right up to the house of mirrors!
ride the death-defying matterhorn!
SADIE
and of course, hitting the arcade
this one time
when i was 11
my grandma gave me
SADIE, SUSAN, BECKETT & WOLF
a roll of quarters
SADIE
she was a little bit crazy ‘bout coins;
grandpa had his woodshed and grandma had her coins!
SADIE, SUSAN & BECKETT
she’d sit at the dining room table with huge plastic cheese puff tubs
SADIE
spilling out with coins
SADIE, SUSAN & BECKETT
collecting state quarters
and checking the years on her pennies
GRANDFATHER
and don’t go wasting it all on video games sadie!
SADIE
i won’t grandpa!
and i meant it; i wanted to save it for something special
so when we went to the arcade
i said, one game of ms. pac-man, and that’s it
but this time they had a row of those machines
where you put in a quarter
and it rolls down a little slide
and lands in front of a little pushing machine
that pushes everything to the edge
WOLF
come try your hand at the coin pusher!
fortune and delight await!
SADIE, SUSAN, BECKETT & WOLF
quarters, prizes, treats, dollars
SADIE
so many quarters!
and they’re all right there
on a razor’s edge
just about to
just about to fall
and if something falls
you win it
quarter in
roll
clink
push push push push push push
nothing falls
nothing falls
quarter in
roll
clink
push push push push push push
nothing falls
nothing falls
i could see that if i kept pouring quarters in
i could win
quarter in
roll
clink
push push push push push push
2 quarters fall!
okay
3 in
2 out
1 down
stick around
one might fall
one might fall
SADIE & SUSAN
quarter in
roll
clink
push push push push push push
nothing falls
nothing falls
quarter in
roll
clink
push push push push push push
2 quarters fall!
SADIE
okay
5 in
3 out
2 down
stick around
one might fall
SADIE, SUSAN & BECKETT
quarter in
roll
clink
push push push push push push
nothing falls
quarter in
roll
clink
push push push push push push
1 quarter falls!
quarter in
roll
clink
push push push push push push
nothing falls
quarter in
roll
clink
push push push push push push
3 quarters fall!
quarter in
roll
clink
push push push push push push
nothing falls
quarter in
roll
clink
push push push push push push
3 quarters fall!
quarter in
roll
clink
push push push push push push
2 quarters fall!
quarter in
roll
clink
push push push push push push
nothing falls
quarter in
roll
clink
push push push push push push
nothing falls
quarter in
roll
clink
push push push push push push
push push
SADIE
until all 40 quarters
were gone
just…gone
i held the empty orange wrapper in my hands
torn in a spiral
what happened?
where did i go?