Lyrics: Anna K. Jacobs/Michael R. Jackson
Music: Anna K. Jacobs/Michael R. Jackson
So how did you get into gynecology?
Vaginas have long enchanted me
With their deep hidden depths
And their loops and whorls
Since I was a boy, I was keen to see
Just how different I was
From the neighborhood girls
Day in and day out I poke and prod
With my steth. and my spec.
And my latex glove
A clod among men, among vadge I'm a god
Every ridge, every fold
I examine with love
To keep it from getting routine and banal with
Girls. Like. You
I just go spelunking in the birth canal with
Girls. Like. You
I'm always so stunned when it's coy and/or skittish with
Girls. Like. You
When lips should be loose but instead, they're so British
With girls like you
I like to lead with a little humor. Hope I didn't offend
I'm so scared but it feels good to laugh at this a little
I know I was right to seek you out
With a problem like this that I can't explain
And what could I have that could freak you out?
As a doctor I'm sure it's familiar terrain
R-right?
To keep it from getting banal and routine with
Girls. Like. You
I look for the secrets deep in the vagine with
Girls. Like. You
I hate to see fear in the beautiful eyes of
Girls. Like. You
The terror you feel with what's between your thighs
With girls like you
Well then let's have a look since you feel you're abnormal
No need to tense up, this is all very formal
I'm proud of my work as a vaginal scholar
So if you feel pain then just give me a holler
Now scoot down
Scoot down
Scoot
Scoot
Scoot down
Now spread
Keep me up to date on your pain scale, okay? And don't be afraid to be verbal
You can't be too hasty
You have to take care with
Girls. Like. You
Dentata, dentata, dentata
You have to be subtle
You have to prepare with
Girls. Like. You
Dentata, dentata, dentata
It's like hunting a deer
When I have to examine
Girls. Like. You
Dentata, dentata, dentata
Wait 'til the coast is all clear
Count down to ten and bam!
This pussy is sweet - I've been aching to eat a
Girl! Like! You!
Dentata, dentata, dentata
Ow!
I'd give all I am
Just to lick at the clam of a
Girl. Like You
Dentata, dentata, dentata
That isn't funny doctor! Ow!
I cannot explain why I can't
Catch my breath with
Girls. Like. You
Nine on the pain scale! Nine on the pain scale!
The pleasure and pain
And then the "little death"
With girls like
Girls like
With girls like
It's true! Vagina dentata! Vagina dentata! Vagina Dentataaaaa!