Lyrics: Dave Malloy Music: Dave Malloy ANATOLE & DOLOKHOV Hey Balaga Ho Balaga Hey hey ho Balaga Hey hey Balaga The famous troika driver Hey Balaga Ho Balaga Hey hey hey Balaga Hey hey Balaga The famous troika driver BALAGA Who's that madman flying at full gallop down the street Who's that madman knocking people over Running people down While his fine gentlemen Hold onto their seats ANATOLE & DOLOKHOV It's Balaga! BALAGA Driving mad at twelve miles an hour ANATOLE & DOLOKHOV Balaga! BALAGA Comin' straight at you Get out my way, get out my way ANATOLE & DOLOKHOV Balaga! BALAGA Lashin' my whip at horses and peasants ANATOLE & DOLOKHOV Balaga! BALAGA Risking skin and life twenty times a year For my fine fine gentlemen Yessir hey ho yessir Yessir yessir yessir ANATOLE & DOLOKHOV More than once! BALAGA From Tula to Moscow and back in just one night ANATOLE & DOLOKHOV More than once! BALAGA A narrow escape from a wild Cossack fight ANATOLE & DOLOKHOV More than once! BALAGA They've beaten me and slapped me with their gloves ANATOLE & DOLOKHOV More than once! BALAGA Made me drunk on champagne, which I love! ANATOLE & DOLOKHOV Hey Balaga Ho Balaga Hey hey ho Balaga Hey hey Balaga The famous troika driver Hey Balaga Ho Balaga Hey hey hey Balaga Hey hey Balaga The famous troika driver ANATOLE Who's that slowpoke we abuse with wild and tipsy shouts BALAGA Who knows things that would get you sent straight to Siberia If anyone found out ANATOLE & DOLOKHOV It's Balaga! BALAGA Driving mad at twelve miles an hour ANATOLE & DOLOKHOV Balaga! BALAGA Comin' straight at you Get out my way, get out my way ANATOLE & DOLOKHOV Balaga! BALAGA Drinking and dancing at gypsy orgies ANATOLE & DOLOKHOV Balaga! BALAGA Riding my horses into the ground For my fine fine gentlemen Yessir hey ho yessir Yessir yessir yessir ALL More than once! BALAGA Driven you round with ladies on your laps ALL More than once! BALAGA Taken you places not on any maps ALL More than once! BALAGA Galloped faster than ordinary men would dare ALL More than once! BALAGA Jumped my troika right into the air And I never ask for rubles Except maybe once a year I don't do this for rubles I do it cuz I like 'em! ALL And we like Balaga too! ANATOLE Whoa... ALL Whoa...