Lyrics: Kiara Brittanni/Joseph Brittanni
Music: Kiara Brittanni/Joseph Brittanni
Snowflakes on my windshield, traffic’s frozen in a line,
I’ve wrapped up all my deadlines, but the bills are wrapped up finer.
Grandma wants a tablet, my boss wants my soul,
And the cat ate all the ribbons now he sparkles when he strolls.
But hey, it’s Christmas, darling, let the madness swing,
We’ll toast to all the chaos that December likes to bring.
Oh, jingle all the way… to my overdraft, hooray!
‘Cause Santa’s got a list, but mine’s just stress and cheap rosé.
It’s an unexpected Christmas, bending rules and credit limits
Yet somehow, every year, we dance our troubles all away.
Shopping bags like snowdrifts piling up around my bed,
The cookies burned again well, at least the wine’s not dead.
Uncle Joe’s conspiracy show is blasting through the night,
And wrapping gifts at 3 a.m. should honestly be a right.
But hey, it’s Christmas, sugar, we’re surviving with a grin,
If spirit’s running low, we’ll spike it with a splash of gin.
Oh, jingle all the way… to my overdraft, hooray!
The fairy lights are flick’ring like my will to work today.
It’s an unexpected Christmas, where the punchline always hits us
Still somehow, every year, we swing and laugh our cares away.
Tick-tock, stockings drop, oven’s smoking like a cop,
Doorbell rings, chaos sings everyone wants everything!
Silent Night? Not tonight neighbors fighting Christmas lights,
But we’ll keep dancing through the blunders,
‘Cause disaster feels so right.
Oh, jingle all the way… through the chaos and cliché,
My sanity’s on layaway, but joy is here to stay.
It’s an unexpected Christmas, with a twist of adult mischief
And somehow every year…
we swing our troubles all away.