Lyrics: Sam Haft/Andrew Underberg Music: Sam Haft/Andrew Underberg (Niffty) There's an endless stream of trash and filth an hundreds of bugs. If you love the stench of j*zz,wait till you smell our rugs. 'Cause people barf and piss and c*m on them a ton. And when the do,I get to go and clean it up. (Charlie) What? (Niffty) Hypodermic needles left all over the place. And our rats have grown immune to being sprayed by mace. So I got to take my knife and stab’em all in the face. And now they treat me like their queen because I’m covered in rat blood (Charlie) Niffty,no. (Niffty) Magical land. Hotel of my dreams. Disgustingest,ugliest building that I’ve ever seen. And I get to clean it up. (Charlie) Niffty,what are you doing? (Niffty) Helping! (Charlie) Okay. Can you help differently? (Niffty) Okay. ホテルは本当に好きです (Charlie) Um… (Niffty) チャーリーは本当に優しい上司です 彼女は成功すると信じています (Charlie) Can anyone understand this?! (Niffty) とても大好きですい・つ・も (Charlie) Why?! (Niffty) 罪者は TRASH そして彼らは ASSHOLES でも私はまだ夢を信じています 私は CLEAN IT UP Yes! (Charlie) And that’s why the hotel is good Right?Yay! Bass: Brandon Bumgarner/Justin Goldner Keyboard: Andrew Underberg/Sam Haft Mastering Engineer: Nathan Dantzler Vocals: Erika Henningsen/Hazbin Hotel/Kimiko Glenn Mixing Engineer: Andrew Maury