Evelyn: If we get married, we’d have such a wedding.
Patrick: You will be carried to your beheading.
Evelyn: It’s so romantic. We’ll be in Page 6.
Patrick: We’ll be in that rag, next to some trashy bitch.
Evelyn: I’d like a huge diamond. Won’t settle for less.
Patrick: How many carats or should I just guess?
Patrick: If you only knew-
Jean: If I only knew-
Evelyn: If we get married-
Jean: Would he be happy?
Patrick: If you only knew-
Evelyn: The band should be ethnic, perhaps a bit reggae.
Patrick: Maybe machine guns would make a good segue.
Jean: If he got married, he might relax.
Evelyn: I’d serve him dinner.
Patrick: I’d swing an axe.
Jean: It’s that look in his eye that I don’t understand.
Evelyn: I’ll burst into tears when he takes my hand.
Jean: -When he hold her hand.
Patrick: -When I cut off her hand.
Patrick: If you only knew-
Jean: If I only knew-
Evelyn: If we get married-
Jean: Would I be happy?
Patrick: If you only knew-
Jean: If I only knew-
Evelyn: If we get married-
Patrick: If you only knew-