Music: Zack Cokas/Slinger
Palmheavywiththeworldofgodputitonpause
lioninthejunglewalkingonfourpaws
Wannamoveupstateget4cargarage
FriendlyEnemiesgetexeslikekaws
BitchI'mthegod
Y'alllookingfraud
BettingonbarsIneedaleotard
Dora'sexploringwhaty'alllookingfor
I'mlookingflyinsomeChristianDior's
y'alllookingpoor(Ugh)
Igetendorsements
Onlyinstore
I'mlookinggorgeous
Iactafooljustforfun
I'maplayaLilbaby
I'mflyingclosetothesun
IseeMercatorlilbaby
Onlysupremegasoline
inthephantomlilbaby
LightningMcQueenonthescene
I'marascallilbaby
Flattopcooktheguwap
I'mhoopingontheblacktopwithmydamnshoesoff
Ouch,
Blisteringputtheshoeson
Mostofy'allneedlisterine,getthenuance
Yeah
I'mbirdmaneatingcroutons
towerovermostofy'all
abouttogetpoopedon
MeditationParody
Relax...noonesgettingpoopedon
Takeafewmomentstosettleintoyourbody
Asthethoughtsofchaos,destruction,andcapitalismenteryourmind,simplytakenoteofit...asifyou'restandingonabridge
Now...visualizeyourselfjumpingoffthebridgeenteringthecannonballformation
Youmakeabigsplashandwinthecannonballcontest
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