Life's Not Fair (The Villains Lair)

Lyrics: Layne Andrew Stein/Anthony Wakim Music: Layne Andrew Stein/Anthony Wakim In never never land where your dreams take flight I sailed with honor, guided by what's right But beneath the surface a truth unseen Life is a cold, heartless, ruthless machine. A captain well respected, now a joke of the land You can't demand command when you're missing a hand When the world needs something to fear To see clear Ha! hold my beer Enter Hook, The villain of their dreams And he writes the rules in his twisted schemes He won't confirm, he'll manipulate Find advantages while others hesitate An opportunist to find a way to navigate the maze Find an opening and then I let the fire blaze Cause life's not fair, it's a game Where the righteous suffer, and the wicked rise to fame Life's not fair on the open tide Where the weak are lost And the strong survive It's a cutthroat world where the scoundrels thrive Cause life's not fair Honesty, Hanes. Hans! Gesundheit. I'm a little surprised you didn't see this coming, boy When the Westergaards find about this… I am a prince, you will respect my authority. A Prince may be born to privilege, But he inevitably learns no one is going to respect you Until you make them respect you In a world of glass slippers and enchanting dreams You live happily ever after Or so it may seem I followed every rule so carefully But the world said that's not how it's going to be A happy marriage over, now a widow and broke From a mansion in the country to society's joke A woman in a man's world must survive So I wrote my own rules and thrived Now they call me cruel and heartless A woman of spite But no one saw the battles that I had to fight Cause in a world where weakness is a deadly sin I learned to rig the game so I'd always win Every move I made was a grand illusion Dance of deception, truth and seclusion No longer charmed by a tender thrill Now I forge ahead with an iron will Life's not fair on the open tide Where the weak are lost And the wealthy thrive It's a cut throat world Where the strong survive Cause life's not fair There was once a time I would chart my course With honor as my guide But in the unforgiving tide I learned The weak are all denied They may call us names But we won't be blamed For the truth we have and hold Cause fortune only favors the bold Life's not fair for the weak of heart Where the virtuous will get torn apart Call us weak and we'll play the part Cause life's not fair Just like we rehearsed, lads. Life's not fair on the open tide Where the weak are lost And the strong survive It's a cutthroat world where the scoundrels thrive Cause life's not fair Truth we bare, by the book we swear that life's not fair Yo ho