When I was just a lad you know
I met a gal from ol' Bordeaux
She had blonde hair and blue eyes too
She let me ride on the Ring Dang Doo
The Ring Dang Doo, now what is that?
It's soft and round like a pussy cat
Got a hole in the middle and it's split in two
And that's what you call the Ring Dang Doo
She took me down into her cellar
Said that I was a mighty fine feller
Fed me wine and whiskey too
Let me ride on the Ring Dang Doo
The Ring Dang Doo, now what is that?
It's soft and round like a pussy cat
Got a hole in the middle and it's split in two
And that's what you call the Ring Dang Doo
Her father come in and angrily said
Now you have lost your maiden head
Pack your bags and your coat tags too
Make your living off a Ring Dang Doo
The Ring Dang Doo, now what is that?
It's soft and round like a pussy cat
Got a hole in the middle and it's split in two
And that's what you call the Ring Dang Doo
She went off to be a whore
Hung this sign upon her door
A dollar each and three for two
To take a crack at my Ring Dang Doo
The Ring Dang Doo, now what is that?
It's soft and round like a pussy cat
Got a hole in the middle and it's split in two
And that's what you call the Ring Dang Doo
And that's what you call the Ring Dang Doo