Lyrics: Vanshaj Singh Mehta
Music: Vanshaj Singh Mehta
Verse 1
Naache Views ki shaadi mein ye deewar deewana
Aadhe news me iska naam, sabko paisa kamana yaha
Kitna zyada creep, uparse bheege iske baal
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15 second content, par gudda kitna gand me
Talent isme itna jitna dinme dikhta chand hai
Joginder bikta market me lagta pallika ki…
Chest day na karta miss ya, fir wo Implants hai
Million subs lekin gaane likhware kisi aurse
Stories pe rapper se ladte dekho inhe gaurse
Thakke gaane inke lagta chutte apni job se
Chotasa kamra, sasta mic fir bhi saare in my crosshair
HOOK
Joginder mera beta mera bhai, hoshiyar
Peetu tujhko bale neta tera baap, hathiyar
Jis phafde ko pakda ussi phafde se todu
Tere dono perr, aur aur hath bhai yaar
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Mere bars itne cold lagta hora mera PCR
Jis phafde ko pakda ussi phafde se todu
Tere dono perr, aur, bhai yaar
Verse 2
Diss likhne betha guruji bole yeto calamity hai
Shabd mera chutte sabko bina unki sehmati ke
Rehmat hi hai unki woh jo mere sath khade hai
Mujhse sadti inki, daant ragde lagta inko cavity hai
Tu hindustani bhau lekin muh me laga censor
Tu puneet superstar lekin aur zyada cancer
Tu milkmaid cow, lekin lactose intolerant
Tu betha rented car me, chadadu uspe panzer
Mujhe na poocho bnara mai gana kyu
Gana bnane ka mila bahana yu (bhai shh)
Karte ye harqatein bachkani aise
Fir pooche vlog funny nai banara tu
Joginder ake fir krta hai batein yu
DMs mein jake bandiyo ki chaate kyu
Tangein failadi isne to bhawandar se
Marwara abhi ye baal lehrake yu (oh behenchod)
Joginder mic rakhde, gaane bana na payega tu
Mai underage nai fir bhi mujhko chuna chayega tu
Ek ke baad ek bars, oho seh na payega tu
Tere gaana sunke monchik tak bole Chii aa thu
Najane kaise Rasla ko laya apni beat pe
Number zyada jitne kum marks teri sheet me
Lease me khadi wo gaadi aur sonne ki chain
Ek aur gaana ek aur diss tu bhi dekh kitna dheet me
HOOK
Joginder mera beta mera bhai, hoshiyar
Peetu tujhko bale neta tera baap, hathiyar
Jis phafde ko pakda ussi phafde se todu
Tere dono perr, aur aur hath bhai yaar
Gram se YouTube switch, nice koshish yaar
Mere bars itne cold lagta hora mera PCR
Jis phafde ko pakda ussi phafde se todu
Tere dono perr, aur, bhai yaar