Lyrics: David Brown/Robert James Rallison Music: David Brown/Robert James Rallison
Ahhh! Such a beautiful day YEA! The sun's shining in a beautiful way Gonna take a shower brush my teeth and... LIFE IS ULTIMATELY MEANINGLESS ...Uhh... UUUUHHHHHHH But I'll get out of the house Get on the road. Top down Hands out! Put on my favorite song and nod to the rhythm. THE PLANET'S BEING DESTROYED BY YOUR CARBON EMISSIONS. OH! BUT I...I...I'll head to class! Try my beat on every test 'til I pass and my grades are screaming in my face. AAAYYYYYY!! 98 PERCENT OF WHAT YOU LEARN IS A WASTE. I get tah...hang out with all my friends. YA! My friends are the friendliest friends. Cant think of a better way to spend my time. YOUR BRAIN IS FLAWED. AND ALL YOUR FRIENDS WILL DIE. Nevermind. I'm alive in the greatest nation. So proud of . THE EXPLOITATION OF THE NATIVES. The graceful bird means freedom for all. TELL THAT TO THE SLAVES. AND BALD EAGLES AREN'T BALD. I can live in the moment milk every second. AT ANY TIME YOU COULD GET CLINICAL DEPRESSION. But I'll just be happy no matter what's in store. IT'S QUITE GENETIC AND WE HAVE NO CURE. UUUHHHH.. At least WE ARE YOUNG! NOT FOR LONG LIFE IS FUN! IT ONLY GOES DOWNHILL WE GOTTA MAKE THE MOST OF IT MAKE THE MOST OF IT! OR YOU'LL REGRET IT WE ARE YOUNG! FOR NOW LIEF IS FUN! WOO! FOR SOME PEOPLE WE GOTTA MAKE THE MOST OF IT MAKE THE MOST OF IT! GOOD LUCK (meow) WOO! I got a brand new job today YA! Doing stuff that'll help the economy. UH! I'll save money and buy things at the store. BANKS CAN CRASH AND CAPITALISM IS FLAWED And it's all. because of my hard work. AND THE THOUSAND ADVANTAGES YOU LUCKED INTO AT BIRTH I put a lotta effort in my resume. GOOD THING YOU DON'T HAVE A BLACK PERSON'S NAME I proud to be a functioning member of society. Finally, I can be the citizen I dream to be prat of the community contribute with my tax. What could possibly stop me. THE SHRINKING MIDDLE CLASS aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA at least I've got a nice stable job. TIL ITS OUTSOURCED TO CHINA OR REPLACED BY A ROBOT OH GOD! Well then I could relax a bit. YOU'LL BE EMPTY WITH NOTHING TO DISTRACT FROM IT But man I'm a passionate graduate. I could be different. And I have career paths to pick from. I could be a rapper or an animator if I'm lucky. NEITHER OF THOSE WILL MAKE YOU HAPPY TRUST ME I'm able to choose what i pursue. YOU'RE A ALIVE TO PEOPLE BORN RICHER THAN YOU Then screw it. I'll keep going in then I'll party on the weekend and sing. THANKS TO AUTOTUNE WE ARE YOUNG! NOT FOR LONG LIFE IS FUN! IT ONLY GOES DOWNHILL WE GOTTA MAKE THE MOST OF IT MAKE THE MOST OF IT OR YOU'LL REGRET IT WE ARE YOUNG WE STILL DIE LIFE IS FUN UNTILL YOU DIE WE GOTTA MAKE THE MOST OF IT MAKE THE MOST OF IT BECAUSE YOU'LL DIE (meow) Life is a wonder. YOU'LL NEVER KNOW THE ANSWER Nature is a miracle. NATURAL DISASTERS It's good to be alive. YOU COULD WAKE UP WITH CANCER But I'm healthy. HEALTHY PEOPLE STILL GET CANCER I love this show. IT'S THE LAST EPISODE The sun is shining. IT'S GOING TO EXPLODE Every species is beautiful and unique though. CHILDREN HAVE MALARIA THANKS TO MOSQUITOES I met a cute girl with a ponytail. STATISTICALLY THAT RELATIONSHIP IS GOING TO FALL I have a wonderful family. It's like no other. YOU'RE NOT SPECIAL AND ONE DAY YOU'LL BURY YOUR MOTHER jeez dude... No matter what I can find a home. WE--WILL--ALL--DIE--ALONE There's amazing potential in every human on earth. THERE'S NO ESCAPING THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE I don't have to live life based on negative parts. No matter how bad they are.They're just thoughts. YEAH THAT'S FAIR wait... ...really? YEAH THAT SEEMS RESONATE waitwaitwaitwait But you were just telling me. WHATEVER MAN I DUNNO LIVE YOUR LIFE HOW YOU WHAT I'M NOT FORCING YOU TO DO ANYTHING I'M JUST SAYING Oh... Well in that case... WE ARE YOUNG! LIFE IS FUN! WE GOTTA MAKE THE MOST OF IT MAKE THE MOST OF IT WE ARE YOUNG! LIFE IS FUN! WE GOTTA MAKE THE MOST OF IT MAKE THE MOST OF IT ENJOY IT WHILE IT LASTS