That's right, this has gotta be the greatest record of the year (Oh really?) Check it out Huh! All you folks that's been waiting on me Here I am, finally Just look in the sky, look in the tree I tell you who you see, it's Starksi Gotta happy-happy story, can tell you all And if you listen to me you'll have a ball All you people around the nation All I need is participation Don't need no segregation Don't want no revelation See when I learn, when the world turn Ain't nobody gets it, just you earn So take your time but don't hesitate 'Cause Lovebug Starski's not gonna wait I'm often imitated but never duplicated 'Cause my rap is so complicated Now you look in the sky, look in the tree Who do you see? (Starski!) Who do you see? (Starski!) Hip-hip-a-hop-snap-crackle-pop Now everybody's doin' the rock-rock-rock Just kick off your shoes, relax your socks Because the Lovebug Starski is ready to rock Snap-crackle-pop (Say what!) Snap-crackle-pop yes yes y'all Now if you can agree with me I'm sure I can tell you what it's doin' for me I got a Master's degree, a PhD And I'm talked about over coffee and tea I'm going down in history It's the L-O-V-E-B-U-G (Love Bug Starski!) So now you heard what it's doin' for me You can do it too just wait and see So ladies, ladies, stand in line Be prepared to be one of mine I ? you, I ? well Me and you can have clientele But I smell so nice with my cologne And not a lady in the place can leave me alone 'Cause I'm a man! See I got something new just for you Now if you're not too skinny you're not too fat Everbody say how about that! (How about that!) Yes yes y'all Keep on, do what you like Hey ladies, what's happenin'? (Nobody can do it like the Starski can!) Check out my bassman!
Alright, alright, alright, yeah, alright! Whooo-weeee! Ha-ha-ha! I come from the place that gives no pity They call it, huh! New York City Now I can't deny after years went by I had to do or I had to die Here I am in '81 I'm having fun and I'm not too dumb Listen to me, I got something to say You don't hear this every day It's a new year, we call '81 So come on everybody let's have a little fun Say '81! ('81!) I'm having fun! (I'm having fun!) I'ma do my best! (I'ma do my best!) To past the test! (To past the test!) The people of the world, it's just for you If you understand me, I understand you Straight to the point I'm gonna be the joint With inspiration, body sensation I'm gonna start a new creation So plant me now and dig me later 'Cause in '82 I'll be even greater Hip-hip-a-hop-snap-crackle-pop Come on everybody let's rock-rock-rock! You see your attitude is up to you Because you know what you wanna do Accept the nos as well as the yes And then you'll see we'll pass the test I know what I do and I do what I know Now watch me people I'm not gonna blow I say what I mean and I mean what I say This I'll tell ya everyday Positive life, that's what I'm about Now watch me people while I turn it out You have to give in order to get And this I hope you never forget You heard it before and you'll hear it again Don't go to bed with a price on your head Don't do the crime if you can't pay the time So take my advice don't play with dice When you see the price will be right Hip-hip-a-hop-snap-crackle-pop Come on everybody let's rock-rock-rock! Drummer man! Hey my man! Reality is what ya just heard It's up to you to accept the words Watchin' ya dance that's what I like And with a smile that's twice as nice You put your hand on your hip and let your backbone slip Put the metal on the pedal, the heat in the beat With a hip-hip-a-hop-snap-crackle-pop Come on everybody let me see ya rock Through rain, through shine or even a blizzard Everybody knows that I'm the mic wizard So catch that Starski spirit hah! Can you dig it! Hah! Can you dig it! It's the L-O-V-E-B-U-G Rockin' in the rhythm and harmony So on the count of three, give it to me One, two, three give it to me! Play it baby, play it! I like it, I like it baby, I like it! Say I'm good, say I'm good! This has got to be the greatest