Music: Jim Bonney
Sprat Crisps! Sprat Crisps! Go stuff some in your chewer! Who would guess that tasty flesh Was found down in a sewer! Sprat Crisps! Sprat Crisps! You really gotta try 'em! We pluck a sprat straight from a trap Then smash them flat and fry 'em! [Instrumental section] Sprat Crisps! Sprat Crisps! One thousand percent germ-free! Cause nothing survives when it's flash-fried At four-hundred-and-five degrees! So grab a pack of deep-fried sprat They're such a tasty treat! You know when you eat Sprat Crisps You're eating real sprat meat!