Lyrics: Luke Lerdiwchagul
Music: Jared Carey
Don't look back
That plumber's gaining on our tail
Reinforcements grow
Think it's time to bail!
Now stay alert
And keep your wits about
C'mon,there has to be an escape route!
NO DON'T LET THEM GET OUT!!
We gotta lose the heat
This is our one shot
We're going weapons loud
It's time to HIT THAT JACKPOT
Looking to escape from sight
Think you can sneak by
You better place your bets
And roll the die
Oh man,they're everywhere
How're we gonna pass?
Stay low,sneak fast,
or they'll get your ass!
What?No,you kidding me??
We don't need to run
I think you forget
we have a thing called Gun
INTRUDER ALERT FAT SPIES IN THE BASE
MARIO NEEDS YOU
TO DISMANTLE THEIR FACE!!
Whoaβ¦watch it,
here they come!
Why are we singing?
This is kinda dumb
Zip right past them
swift like air
Damn,I'm so good
My stealths got flair
HEY,YOU!!DON'T MOVE!!
ARE YOU TWO SPIES!?!
Un no,we're just the delivery guys!
Did you order this pizza
with a side of fries?
Ooh,maybe,yeah!
Lemme take a look inside!
URGH,PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA!?!
YOU GODDANG CROOKS!!
Hey,wait,no,stop
MY NOTEBOOK!!!
As the roulette wheel spins,
you'll feel your heart's thrill
Keep to your hand
don't fold
until the
VERY LAST KILL
Do you have the strength for freedom
guiding your eyeοΌ
You better place down your bets
Hope you're up to the test
Here and now,we aim
for the sky
We must try
Take a roll of the die!
You idiots just fell
right into my trap
That book is mine
and your asses are clapped
When I open it up,
I will finally win
'cuz I'll log in and steal
your Club Penguin skin!!
Are you serious!?
All this just for a hat!?
Oh well,yes!
But a bit more important than that
Marty wants your secret pizza recipe!
Oh no way,you wouldn't!
THAT'S A FELONY!!
C'mon,Mario,stop this!
This isn't you!
What happened to the fat Italian I knew??
Are you turning your back
on the friends you've adored?
Why are you trusting
that big piece of cardboard??
HE PINKY PROMISED!
I TRUST IN M'LORD!
Come closer then
I have a nicer reward
This ultra rare
Roblox skin that I scored!
WHOA,REALLY!?
YOU'D GIVE THAT DIVINE SKIN TO MARIO!?
IS THAT FINE!?!
No,it's mine.
The game is in our hands
This is our last chance
We have to win it all
Live through this dangerous dance
Sound off with your gun
Load up
They've raised the stakes high
And all our bets are placed
the clock is ticking goodbye
Now or nothing,one final push
Time to roll the die!
Wipe that smile,
Your plan is running outta steam
Save your breath,
It's over with your little scheme
Your wishes bring me
nothing but disgust
We hold the cards
Your hand has crumbled to dust
Your dumb dream's a huge bust!!