Music: Lisa Lambert/Greg Morrison
Tottendale: Love make lovers worry
Love makes lovers fret
But here's a fact on which we can depend
Just like long ago when Romeo loved Juliet
Love is always lovely in the end
Underling: Romeo and Juliet was a tragedy, Madam.
Tottendale: Oh, I never read reviews
Love can start a quarrel
Love can cause a din
But love has always been a trusty friend' was a happy fate for Hank the Eight and Anne Boleyn
Love is always lovely in the end
Underling: I must point out Madam, that Anne Boleyn lost her head
_Yes, she was IN LOVE!
Love was good to Eve and Adam
Underling: Here we go again
ottendale: And Sampson and Delilah too
Underling: Good grief. May I pose a question Madam?
_Why yes of course_
Underling: Why does nothing I say to you ever get through?
Tottendale: Don't mind if I do.
Underling and Tottendale: Love is always lovely in the end.
Tottendale: Love sneaks up behind you
Love drops from above
But love would never consciously offend
Love has certainly been kind to me and my true love
Love is always lovely in the end
Underling: But your late husband was a brute.
Tottendale: I don't mean him you silly coot
_Oh, Madam!
Tottendale: Love is always lovely
_Lovely lovely lovely
Underling and Tottendale: Love is always lovely in the end
Love is always lovely in the end