Lyrics: Seb Lowe
Music: Seb Lowe
Hitler’s on the TV,
You’ve begun to wonder why.
Imagine he got into art school,
Caught the public eye.
No this time Addy’s like an
Ordinary average ****ing guy,
A daytime raunchy controversial
Right-wing (sorta) commentator.
Bish Bash Bosh
& late night slot on the most watched shows this season.
Bullies female podcast co-hosts
In the week and on the weekends,
Drinks your favourite pint & takes a picture.
Addy what’s this mean?
& he says values of the common man
The woke brigade don’t favour
Don’t say no to Hitler,
Hitler doesn’t like it.
I’ve met him once before,
He’s really nice in person.
Don’t say no Hitler,
You haven’t got to know him yet.
He’s said some things you disagree with
But he’s learning.
They’re resurrecting Hitler,
Got their candles and their ouiji boards.
Fixed him with a spray tan,
He’s ambitious, funny, he’s ignored.
He’s sticking to the script
He’s waltzing out to mass media applause;
Vaguely damaging remarks
His lovely eyes, & shiny quiff
He sees himself his finger’s tingle thinking
Just what coulda been.
He scrolls through Wikipedia & cries,
Remembers everything.
Next time he’s found on air, he does a wave, Laughs it off and sings:
‘That’s just a little joke’.
Public perceptions are split.
Don’t say no to Hitler,
Hitler doesn’t like it.
I’ve met him once before,
He’s really nice in person.
Don’t say no Hitler,
You haven’t got to know him yet.
He’s said some things you disagree with
But he’s learning.
To some he’s grifting, some he’s grafting,
Some who love him for his accent.
Or maybe everybody hates him,
So we’ll kick him out, that’s when-
Through a telescope he overlooks
Israeli self defense,
In some sunny five star beach resort
A hop skip jump from Cairo.
The reporters catch a flight,
Head back for tea,
They’ve seen the pyramids.
Back home it’s Gaza TV &
Chief editor is sick of it.
Take a seat, some light relief, now
Hitler’s in the thick of it;
Cooking shows & dancing,
He’s a dick, but rates are low.
No, no, no-
Don’t say no to Hitler,
Hitler doesn’t like it.
I met him once before,
He’s really nice in person.
Don’t say no to Hitler,
You haven’t got to know him yet.
He’s said some things you disagree with
But he’s learning…
So don’t say no to Hitler,
Hitler doesn’t like it.
I met him once before,
He’s really nice in person.
I’ve got his signature,
You don’t even ****ing know him yet.
He’s said some things you disagree with
But he’s learning.