Napkin Math

Lyrics: Andrew Schur Music: Andrew Schur He said medicate or get old He’s got expensive pills on my kitchen table Pay or get old He’s doing napkin math tryna work another angle Hey, you’re skin folds As a frontman I’ll bet you wish you had an antidote Well, I don’t know ‘Cause my pops looks great and he only uses hand soap
He said I got thin hair and pretty bad skincare No smirk he sounded pretty sincere Spoke good he’s oh so debonaire He said selling pills had made him into a millionaire But I knew that he was chained to the billionaires Upstairs selling youth to the youth beware
He said medicate or get old He’s got expensive pills on my kitchen table Pay or get old He’s doing napkin math tryna work another angle Hey, you’re skin folds As a frontman I’ll bet you wish you had an antidote Well, I don’t know ‘Cause my pops looks great and he only uses hand soap
You’re 9,781 days old And you look like you’ve been left alone too long Didn’t know you got to pay to save face and preservate You know you’re so ready I could make you look like a young twenty I could make you look like you sleep plenty I could make you tall so your best bet get the Amex and have faith
He said medicate or get old He’s got expensive pills on my kitchen table Pay or get old He’s doing napkin math tryna work another angle Hey, you’re skin folds As a frontman I’ll bet you wish you had an antidote Well, I don’t know ‘Cause my pops looks great and he only uses hand soap