Awkward Elevator

Lyrics: Timothy Christian Ames Music: Timothy Christian Ames Hands up If you live under a rock Pistol on your hip, probably cocked Doomsday won't come as a shock to us Want a can of tuna? Got 'em in stock What a wonderful world for plunderin' junk I love rubbish, 'cause if you rummage enough You might wind up findin' diamonds in the rough Even if it's some other guy's garbage you pick up (Ooh!) Look, I won't shoot you if you don't shoot me We both know loot doesn't grow on loot trees I'm a solo smuggler with no Wookie But I'll be the one who shot first if you push me So you better come in peace, I swear on my honor I'll be the Kyle Reese to your Sarah Connor (Aw) By that, I mean I'm gonna bang your mama Ask any matriarch, I am a mother f*cker Can you feel the tension grow? Ain't the kind you call sexual Tell me now, are you friend or foe? Let me put you on your knees and then I'll let you know Beg for a little mercy, that's polite If you run your mouth, I'll knock out your lights Oh, darlin' Good, bad, ugly, what's your vibe? Yeah You show me yours, I'll show you mine Gonna be an awkward elevator ride Uh, what floor are you on? Seven Me too Oh god, it hurts After you first wet your feet, though You'll learn of worse things than thirsty people Which come from above, dunno why, don't know how But they walk, and they fly, and they leap, and they bound Are we livin' in a Black Mirror episode? All I can hope is they don't stick me with a probe (Ow) This one is kinda cute That's a Fireball And if its sights are set upon you, time to roll AI might make us obsolete You gotta be the type the bots can not delete I'm a raider of the Arc, like Indiana Jones I love Harrison Ford, if by now you didn't now So take off your tinfoil hats, it's our time to shine The world's already ended, what's left of it is mine Topside's full of treasure, plenty to go 'round The more of us there are, the less inbreedin' goin' down Don't go sittin' on fences Whatever you do, never lower your defenses I hate everyone except my friends I'm hoppin' on the extroverted-introvert trend When I've had enough social interaction time I grab a phone and get on the extraction line Even with rats up my ass like bottom feeders Nothin' can make me jump like a tumbleweed does Shot of adrenaline, no more stoppin' Got to check over both shoulders, swappin' Pop my smoke grenade when a clanker spots me And like a cold case, they'll eventually drop me I keep comin' back tougher than a cockroach Addicted to the cycle like a Peloton coach Mama taught me to recycle to save the planet Scrappy, grab a flag, now we're ready to plant it Beg for a little mercy, that's polite If you run your mouth, I'll knock out your lights Oh, darlin' Good, bad, ugly, what's your vibe? Yeah You show me yours, I'll show you mine Gonna be an awkward elevator ride Elevator Ride on my awkward elevator If you can't make it, see you later Every Arc Raider on this ride Just be glad you got inside I like your gun It's just a Ferro Do you mind if I—? Oh, uh Yeah, sure, you can have it, I got like twenty of 'em I love you Huh? Oh, I'm sorry Wait- Did you just— Okay, nevermind I thought you s— Okay, I'm gonna get off But this is my floor, too