Lyrics: Robin Carlsson
Music: Klas Åhlund/Robin Carlsson
**** a app, I need me some IRL
I'm on the clock, just give me your ASL
**** a Plan B, baby, it's no big deal
I'm already ten weeks in maternity
**** a single mom, I'm not judgmental
In my sweatpants and some juicy hentai
**** a therapist, it's not mental
I need philosophy, this shit is existential
So I was about to go have a kid on my own
And then my doctor said, "Now, Robyn, who would be your dream donor?"
Well, Adam Driver always did kinda give me a boner
She like, "Yeah, wasn't he great in Don't Mess With The Zohan?"
I-I-I-I li— I like to go out
Wear something nice and push
This shit is existential
I like to go out
Wear something nice and push
Is existential
**** a app
**** a single mom (Shit is existenti—)
**** a Plan B, baby
**** a therapist
Shit is ex—
I've been on Raya while on IVF
PTSD from all the tests
Hormonal rants on IG
Scrolling my feed while breastfeeding
Spent too much on Etsy
Expensive shit I don't need
Bossy, bad, and bougie
Like push, push, hold it, breathe
I-I-I-I li— I like to go out
Wear something nice and push
This shit is existential
I like to go out
Wear something nice and push
Is existential (Come on, Robyn, let 'em know)
My body's a spaceship with the ovaries on hyperdrive
Got a whole universe inside that exists in between my thighs
Do I have a consistent will to persist and finish this ride?
My babymaker's got twenty in the clip, ready to fire
**** a app (Fire)
**** a single mom
**** a Plan B, baby (Babymaker's, ma-ma-ma-makers)
**** a therapist
I like to go out
Wear something nice and push
Shit is existential
I like to go out
Wear something nice and push
This shit is existential
And I'm living for the coulda, shoulda, woulda of it all
Giving possibility, potentiality
Future feud, hard beats
It's giving miracle, it's giving bitch
Clock that bitch
It's giving mother of the house, the house
The house mother like no other, ha
This shit is existential
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, uh, ha
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
Dale gata, dale gata, gata, dale gata
Dale gata, gata, dale gata
Dale gata, gata, dale gata
Dale gata, gata, dale gata
Go bitch
Go bitch
Go bitch