Lyrics: Sam Haft/Andrew Underberg
Music: Sam Haft/Andrew Underberg
Vox: Alright, show me redemption
Charlie: Step one, say you'll get it done
Make redemption your resolution
Angel Dust: Fine
Charlie: Step two, bid the booze adieu (Angel Dust: Hey!)
Charlie: A sober mind's primed for absolution
Step three, dignity!
Try dressing more modestly
Step four, feed the poor
Demon: Hey, ain't you that fancy whore?
Charlie: Five, six, seven, eight
Come on, buddy, concentrate
Change some babies, and
Help old ladies across the street
Isn't he sweet?
Vox: Uh-huh
Velvette: Right
Charlie: Come on, Angel, you're far from shameful
Just misunderstood
You can be good for good (Angel Dust: Woah!)
Charlie: All you skeptics, pay close attention
We'll speedrun from here to redemption
Step nine, give a hobo a dime
Vox: Yeah, no way this story is bogus
Charlie: Step ten, do one through nine again (Angel Dust: Again?)
Charlie: Just in case the angels in charge didn't notice
Step eleven—
Vox: Little question, this guy gets to Heaven how?
Charlie: Step twelve, what the hell?
Pentious was redeemed by now
Thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen
Better, nicer, faster, quickly
Wear this top hat, and build a rocket
You gotta commit, start speaking like this
Have depression, an egg obsession
And a leathery hood, then you'll be good for good
Then save a friend from a certain demise— oh, f**k!
Maybe the key is self-sacrifice
If you offer up your life with pure intentions
We'll speedrun from here to redemption
Angel Dust: I hate you
Programming: Keith Horn
Keyboard: Andrew Underberg/Sam Haft
Drums: Sergio da Silva
Mastering Engineer: Nathan Dantzler
Vocals: Blake Roman/Christian Borle/Erika Henningsen/Hazbin Hotel/Kevin Del Aguila/Lilli Cooper
Mixing Engineer: Andrew Maury