All That Jazz

bebe neuwirth -All That Jazz Written by :John Kander/Fred Ebb Come on babe why don't we paint the town And all that jazz I'm gonna rouge my knees and roll my stockings down And all that jazz Start the car I know a whoopie spot Where the gin is cold But the piano's hot It's just a noisy hall Where there's a nightly brawl And all That Jaz Slick your hair and wear your buckle shoes And all that jazz I hear the father dip is gonna blow the blues And all that jazz Hold on hun We're gonna bunny hug I bought some aspirine Down at United Drug In case you shake a part And want a brand new start To do That Jaz Skedoew And all that jazz Hatcha Woopie And all that jazz Ha Ha Ha It's just a noisy hall Where there's a nightly brawl And all That Jaz Listen your husband ain't home is he No her husband is not at home Find a flask We're playing fast and loose And all that jazz Right up here Is where I store the juice And all that jazz Come on babe We're gonna brush the sky I betcha Lucky Lindy Never flew so high 'Cause in the stratosphere How could he lend an ear To all that jaz Oh you're gonna see your Sheba shimmy shake And all that jazz Oh she's gonna shimmy Till her garters break And all that jazz Show her where to park her girdle Oh her mother's blood'd curdle If she'd hear her baby's queer For all that jazz All that jazz Come on babe Why don't we paint the town And all that jazz And all that jazz I'm gonna rouge my knees And roll my stockings down And all that jazz And all that jazz Start the car I know a whoopee spot Where the gin is cold But the piano is hot It's just a noisy hall Where there's a nightly brawl And all that jazz So that's it huh Fred Yeah I'm afraid so Roxy Oh Fred Oh Fred Yeah Nobody walks out on me Sweetheart Oh don't sweetheart me you son of a b***h Whoopie Hatcha Jazz I I gotta pay No I'm no one's wife But oh I love my life And all that jazz That jazz