Music: Cat Clyde/Liam Duncan
My love won't settle down
My love won't quit
My love won't hit you back
My love won't spit
My love has memories
My love has myths
My love gets rid of things
When they no longer fit
My love is pumpkin pie
My love's cool whip
My love won't tell a lie
So I never let one slip
My love is all alone
My love is sick
My love gets on the phone
And calls me just for kicks
Calls me just for kicks
My love would fly away
If my love had wings
My love would spend the day
Doing all your favourite things
If I were a playing card
I'd be your queen
You'd be the ace of hearts
In all my cowboy dreams
In all my cowboy dreams
In all my cowboy dreams