Lyrics: David Crisan
I release it in the chimney
I steal little children's kidney
Then I put them in my sack
Later, I show them my ball sack
Nigga Santa's bigger than EDP, but he has a small PP
9/11 he will cause
Marijuana should be free
Santa didn't come to my house
He came on me
Nigga Santa, ho, ho, ho
In my ass, he's gonna blow
Nigga Santa, ho, ho, ho
Diddles children like a pro
Nigga Santa, ho, ho, ho
In my sleep, he sucked my toe
Nigga Santa, ho, ho, ho
On the juice bombs, he will throw
One time, the parents caught me gooning all their kids
So I send them to human traffic kings in Madrid
Andre won't stop ignoring my DMs
So I will tangle the hair inside his ass
I'm exactly like Santa
I give children many presents
But instead of gifts, I release my ball's essence
Nigga Santa, ho, ho, ho
In my ass, he's gonna blow
Nigga Santa, ho, ho, ho
Diddles children like a pro
Nigga Santa, ho, ho, ho
In my sleep, he sucked my toe
Nigga Santa, ho, ho, ho
On the juice bombs, he will throw
When one again, yeah, Gypsy Carol to me
I brought him inside and showed him my PP
I dress like Santa to lure children in the mall
When they sit in my lap, my dick stands tall
I find my reindeer sexy for a while, so I ride him every day
Promise I'm not a zoophile
Nigga Santa, ho, ho, ho
In my ass, he's gonna blow
Nigga Santa, ho, ho, ho
Diddles children like a pro
Nigga Santa, ho, ho, ho
In my sleep, he sucked my toe
Nigga Santa, ho, ho, ho
On the juice bombs, he will throw