Lyrics: Anna Olivia March/Logan Reese
Music: John Theodore Kowalsky/Anna Olivia March
Welcome,welcome,one and all
This place is so filthy why stay here at all
Why rest in a place so painful and small
There is nothing to dazzle no spark of enthrall
Who let this tavern become such a bore
Rarely does an inn have so little in store
But what if I told you there is so much more
Let me show you a place I simply adore
Tired of traveling, I've got just the stay
Your own cozy cabin in the Rail Away.
The train never stops you may go as you please.
And everything's fine long as you pay their fees.
But we can't stay too long now just as before.
And I could be wrong, is that blood on the floor?
Looks like we aren't welcome you can't ride for cheap.
Let's venture on forward to the ocean's deep.
Well the Drunken Treasure's a haven below.
But where it is exactly I'll never know.
Oh, and don't be surprised by what ever lurks on outside.
And really don't fight it; believe me I've tried.
Lets all take a breather we'll hope for the best.
The first round's on me but you'll pay for the rest.
I hope that this tavern hasn't left you bored.
Next up is a place that is fit for a lord.
Follow my lead to the Watering Hole.
Just know that the fog is always on patrol.
This tavern's my favorite its got its own band, and they're always more than happy to lend me a hand.
Welcome welcome, one and all.
Come visit these taverns, come and have a ball.
Why settle for less and why settle for small?
It's your game to play, why not come try them all?