Attention Please Ahmed, I Said Put That Down
Mei Lin It’s a Museum Not a School Playground
O.k. Riley and Rhianna, Will You Turn Back ‘round
Or We’ll Walk Straight out That Door
I’m Warning You
Dylan Please Don’t Dawdle
Lucy, Get in Line – No Talking!
Fazil Get off Gabriel
Who Made Crystal Cry?
Right, I’ve Got Eyes on Isla
I Saw Jade Outside
Well We Can’t Wait Anymore
is Everybody Here? (everybody)
I Thought We Swore
We Wouldn’t Bring Them Back This Year
Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh!
What I’d Give for a Class of Quiet Children
A Minute of Peace
if Just for One Day the Chatter Would Cease
A Little Bit of Zip It, Some Blessed Release, Oh
What I’d Give
What I’d Give for a Class of Quiet Children
Seen but Not Heard
The Ones Who Keep Schtum and Don’t Say One Word
The Lesson for Today is ‘do Not Disturb,’ Oh
What We’d Give
Jade! Just a Moment Please
I’ll Get to You – Keep Moving
Can It Kaylee!
Mia, Yes, That Means You, Too – Excuse Me?
Bailey Are You Bleeding?
Lyra’s in the Loo
Now Don’t Run! Don’t Slouch! Don’t Chew!
Children Are a Blessing Sent Form on High (ah)
Each Child is an Angel and We Help Them to Fly (ah)
Chelsea Please Don’t Choke Charley-anne with Your Tie!
Oh We Know How Lucky We Are
but What I’d Give for a Class of Quiet Children
A Minute of Peace
If Just for One Day the Chatter Would Cease
A Little Bit of Zip It, Some Blessed Release, Oh
What I’d Give
What I’d Give for a Class of Quiet Children
No Drama, No Fuss
The Ones Who Don’t Whinge, Don’t Whine, and Don’t Cuss
Who Never Run with Scissors or Sing on the Bus, Oh
What We’d Give (for Quiet Kids)
Who Never Get Detention
Don’t Require Attention
The Blessed Kind Who Never Start a Fight (fight!)
Oh How We Adore Them
‘cause We Can Ignore Them
The Ones Who Never Scratch or Kick or Bite!
No Please Don’t Touch That
No Please Don’t Touch That
Why Are You Sticky?
Said Please Don’t Touch That – Ew!
What Have You Got There?
Christ, is It Moving?!
Please Don’t (please Don’t)
Please Don’t (please Don’t)
Please Don’t (please Don’t)
Please Don’t
What I’d Give (what I’d Give)
What I’d Give (for Quiet Kids)
What I’d Give (what I’d Give)
What I’d Give (what I’d Give)
What I’d Give!