Space Age Bachelor Man

Lyrics: Brooke Maxwell/Jacob Richmond Music: Brooke Maxwell/Jacob Richmond You might see before you An ordinary man Ha! an earthly illusion All a part of the cosmic plan Yes, long ago, they visited Those others from outer space Informed me I'm the chosen one To save the zolarian race! It's true. Listen... [Noel/Mischa as aliens:]Ricky, we are a distant galaxy A galaxy greatly in need Of your groove, you kink-o-matic powers Yes we need your freak–tastic seed They took me then, to their daughters' realm The land of the kitty cat star I know you've heard the legends of The sexy cat women from zolar! [Constance:]Make love to me, Ricky What? Okay [Ocean:]But there's one more small thing. Won't you please help save our galaxy [Constance and Ocean:]Ricky? Sure What would you do in my place? A mere mortal man? With the fate of a galaxy before you Millions of lives in your hand? The naughty daughters of the realm All hungry for my chi You'd never guess the role I played In zolarian history! I'm just a swingin'... Space age... Bachelor man Let's dance, kitties It gets weird now [Noel/Mischa as aliens:]Ricky, you've lain with our daughters You're our hero, our saving grace But now there is a new challenge For zolaria to face... For they're at war with k-9 Count dog-u-lous, that son of a *****! The generals are all standing by Tell us Ricky, should we pull the switch? Oh my goodness, what have I gotten myself into?! Why are they asking me? I'm a lover, not a fighter! I thought I told them: I'm just a swingin'... Space age... Bachelor man So I told them "I am just a man A space age man, that's all I am But I wanna hold your hands All your hands As we make love tonight Oh, I have no desire to rule the galaxy Oh, to hold you close Is enough for me Making love in zero gravity-y-y-y! woah!" Makin' love On just love zolar! Zolar! woo! I've got to I've got to make You're my catnip. You're the most... You're such a pretty, gritty kitty I wanna be, your scra-hatchin' post Let me be, let me be, let me be...! And they listened. and they heard my message, for I was singing notes that only cats or cat people could hear. a g#, 5 octaves above middle c Incredible. Peace was restored. I guess that's what happens... When you're a swingin'... Space age... Bachelor man So I came/went back to earth To show you the way To lead you pretty people To a brighter day We can save the whole galaxy With love from the heart! And sexy cat ladies that, that, that's where we'll start! Yes, I came back to this rock! With my love and my seed! Ladies, you got what I want! And you know I've got what you need! Cause I'm a swinging! Space age! Bra-ba-ba-ba-bachelor man! Bachelor man!