Lyrics: Gregory Guevara
Music: Gregory Guevara
[Chorus 1: Horseshoe Centrist]
Can't you see? You're all the same to me
Don't you know? These radicals got to go
[Interlude: Communist & Nazi]
Such power resonating from this centrist
He can't be that powerful, Commie, he's a centrist!
Something's not right
He can't beat both of us, Commie, he's weak
Don't be stupid, Nazi. You rough him up from the distance, and I'll charge him at close range
[Chorus 2: Horseshoe Centrist]
Don't you see? You've proved my point for me, yeah
Look at me, every extreme is on the same team
[Verse 1: Horseshoe Centrist]
Oh look, I shot a Commie
Oh look, I shot a Nazi
Oh look, I shot a lefty
Or maybe a righty
Oh no, that won't work on me
Aggression's a lesson for me not to be
Regressive, progressive, aggressive or mean
Don't you see you're the same to me?
[Interlude: Communist & Nazi]
He's too powerful!
By teaming up to defeat him, we've just proven his point...
That the far-left and the far-right really are the same
Wait a second, that's it! We have to defeat him
Not by proving him wrong, but by proving him right
We have to summon... Him
Oh, well... if it's our only choice
[Verse 2: Nazbol & Horseshoe Centrist]
I am the Nazbol, two halves of one whole!
I am the Nazbol, two halves of one whole!
Commie, Nazi, horseshoe theory proves me (What is this?)
I am far-left and far-right at the same time (What?)
I am far-left and far-right at the same time (Oh...)
I am the Nazbol, horseshoe theory's right
I fight for the class rights of those that are white (Argh!)
I am the Nazbol, bow before we
You moderates are all the same to me