Lyrics: Shaina Taub
Music: Shaina Taub
I'm a great American b***h.
I refuse to wear corsets and lace.
I earn my own wages and burst into rages when men say, "Know, your place."
My boss tried to fondle me under my skirt, so I kicked him like this in the crotch, where it hurt.
I got fired.
But hey, I'd rather be right than rich, cause I'm a great American b***h.
She's a, she's a great American b***h.
I'm a, I'm a great American b***h.
I'm a great American b***h.
A queen b***h, I seduce whoever I please.
I fornicate freely, and some say I really bring gentlemen to their knees.
I proposed to a Dutchman, we're wedded in bliss, cause he doesn't mind who else I might kiss, though most of the time I prefer to scratch my own itch.
Cause I'm a great American b***h.
She's a, she's a great American b***h.
I'm a, I'm a great American b***h.
Lucy, your turn.
I'm a great American, I'm sorry, honestly, I just don't love that word.
We'll do it together, come on.
You're a great American b***h.
Well, thanks.
I've known it since sophomore year.
Not this story.
When Professor McMaller said, only male scholars could manage a Doctor's career.
He drove this expensive new Ford Model T, so I scratched it all over with my bedroom key.
But Lucy went further.
I may have pushed his car into a ditch.
Why?
Cause I'm a great American...
She's she's a great American B***h.
I'm a, I'm a great American b***h.
Drink it if they've called you a nag.
Drink it if they've called you a slut or a shrew.
Drink it if they've called you a crazy hag.
Drink it if the rumours are true.
I'm a great American b***h.
Yes you are.
Once I cut my own hair.
Doesn't count! Sure it is.
And one time I took out a library book and never returned it I swear.
Oh you're bad.
Young lady, that b***h has only begun.
We'll train you, ordain you, thank God, but run!
Here's to our coven and long may we love to be wish.
To the great American b***h!
You're a, you're a great American b***h.
You're a, you're a great American b***h.
You're a, you're a great hysterical, arrogant, lecherous, treacherous, USA...
You're a, you're a b***h!