Lyrics: Mel Brooks
Music: Mel Brooks
IGOR
Oh, the fantastic things we'll do! It'll be like old time.
You and me. Right up there with the world's greatest pairs!
Like Laurel and Hardy
Like Coke and Baccardi
Like Juliet and Romeo
Ebb and flow
To and fro
Together, together again!
Together again for the first time
We've only met in a dream!
Up until now it's been the worst time
But now that you're here
We're a team!
Together again for the first time
Haven't a woe or a care
No longer a bad and accursed time
It's easy to see
You have to agree
We're destined to be a great pair!
All of my life
I've been stoogin' around
Nothin' to do, at a loss
All of my life
I've been stoogin' around
But what good is a stooge
If he ain't got a boss?!
Together again for the first time
Back on the track to renown
We're gonna thrill 'em
We're gonna kill 'em
You'll be the teacher
We'll make a new creature
And scare the bloomin' daylights
Right outta this town!
FREDERICK
No, stop it! Stop it! You don't understand.
I'll only be here for a few days, to settle my grandfather's estate, and then
I'm heading straight back to New York. No laboratories, no creatures!
IGOR
Bet you change your mind, master. C'mon, join in a chorus. It's fun!
FREDERICK
My dear Igor, I happen to be the Dean of Anatomy at a world-renowned School of Medicine. Although I do sing a bit. And
Was, in fact, a Wiffenpoof at Yale.
IGOR
A Wiffenpoof, wow! C'mon, doc, nobody's around!
FREDERICK
Well nobody is around...what the hell...
Together again for the first time (IGOR:Together again for the first time)
Haven't a woe or a care! (IGOR:Haven't a woe or a care!)
No longer a bad and accursed time (IGOR:This is the best time)
It's easy to see (IGOR:You have to agree)
IGOR & FREDERICK
We're destined to be a great pair!
FREDERICK
May I?
IGOR
Take it!
FREDERICK
All of my life
I've been bossing around
Mean and alone, like a Scrooge
All of my life
I've been bossing around
But what good is a boss
If he ain't got a stooge?!
Oh! I'm sorry, I don't wish to embarrass you, but I am a rather brilliant surgeon.
Perhaps I could help you with that hump.
IGOR
What hump?
IGOR & FREDERICK
Together again for the first time
We've only met in a dream
FREDERICK
Like Ginger and Freddie
IGOR
MacDonald and Eddy
FREDERICK
Like San Juan and Teddy
IGOR
Or meatballs and spaghetti
FREDERICK & IGOR
But the pair that we cry for
The pair that we sigh for
The pair that we die for
Is Fron-kon-steen and Eye-gore
For the first time
Together again!
IGOR
Walk this way
No, no, this way, like this
Really drag your foot
You get creepy, you know?
IGOR & FREDERICK
Together again for the first time
We've only met in a dream
FREDERICK
Like Gimbel and Macy (IGOR:Like Hepburn and Tracy)
Like Lombard and Gable (IGOR:Like good old Cain and Abel)
IGOR & FREDERICK
For the first time
Together again!
Together forever again!