Doritos & Fritos

Lyrics: Dylan Brady/Laura Les Music: Dylan Brady/Laura Les Okay, I went to France to get some newer pants I went to Greece to get something to eat I'm hard to please, I'll clutched the referee I bruised my knees, I'm pissing in the breeze Okay, I saw the beach, I bought a tee It's hot as deez, it's one hundred degrees Apply the lotion, I'll swim in the ocean But there was a commotion, I'm sinking, I'm floating with-
And the TV's turned to cable And I'm sleeping when I'm able But the TV's on so loud it hurts my brain b-brain ... And the TV's turned the cable And I'm sleeping when I'm able But the TV's on so loud it hurts my brain Brain brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain Ooh
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Cheetos to fritos, fritos mosquitos I'm eating the Rios like Danny DeVito Jeez Louise, I'm weak in the knees I'm joining the circus, I'm going berserkus At 7/11 I'm drinking a beverage I'm lying to strangers, I'm looking for danger I'm chewing bazooka, I'm swimming to Cuba Don't look at Medusa, she'll turn you to stone
Okay, I went to France to get some new pants I went to Greece to get something to eat He said, "Shit all we got's Doritos and fritos" I said, "Then give me all of those ****ing Doritos and fritos" Yeah I saw a bee that flew into a screen I need some sleep so turn on that TV He said, "Shit, all we got's Doritos and fritos" I said, "Then give me all of those ****ing Doritos and fritos"
And the TV's tur ned the cable And I'm sleeping when I'm able But the TV's on so loud it hurts my brain And the TV's turned the cable And I'm sleeping when I'm able But the TV's on so loud it hurts my brain Brain brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain Ooh
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She'll turn you to stone
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