Lyrics: Bobbi Lanea/Folayan Kunerede
Music: Mark Gozman
(Ho ho ho
Oh my god, why are there two Santa Clauses?)
(Ho ho, we're Flyana Boss, little bitch)
Jingle dem bells
I'ma jingle dem bells
I'ma jingle, jingle, jingle
Jingle dem bells
I'ma jingle dem bells
I'ma jingle dem bells
I'ma jingle, jingle, jingle
Jingle dem bells
Wait
Jingle jingle, jingle jingle
Dem bells
Jingle jingle, jingle jingle
Dem bells
Jingle jingle, jingle jingle
Dem bells
Jingle jingle, jingle jingle
Dem bells
I slay on my sleigh
No, I'm not a snowflake
I twinkle like a star
I'm the whole cookie plate
I'm a dasher, dancer
I stay prancin'
I call him my vixen
'Cause he a romancer
He give it to me, baby like you Santa, Santa
Boss on me, baby like Flyana-ana
Call me Miss Claus when I back that ass up
Jingle dem balls when you back that ass up bitch
Jingle dem bells
I'ma jingle dem bells
I'ma jingle, jingle, jingle
Jingle dem bells
I'ma jingle dem bells
I'ma jingle dem bells
I'ma jingle, jingle, jingle
Jingle dem bells
Wait
Jingle jingle, jingle jingle
Dem bells
Jingle jingle, jingle jingle
Dem bells
Jingle jingle, jingle jingle
Dem bells
Jingle jingle, jingle jingle
Dem bells
All I want for Christmas
Is some mother****in' peace
It's cold outside
And a bitch wanna sleep
I need TLC
Tiptoein' when you creep
Hop out of bed
Faux fur on my feet
Ice on my watch yeah
It's snowing on my wrist
Turn me up a notch
It's a blizzard in this bitch
Sweet and I'm thick yeah
I'm on your wish list
Hot like chocolate
Call me Swiss Miss
Jingle dem bells
I'ma jingle dem bells
I'ma jingle, jingle, jingle
Jingle dem bells
I'ma jingle dem bells
I'ma jingle dem bells
I'ma jingle, jingle, jingle
Jingle dem bells
Wait
Jingle jingle, jingle jingle
Dem bells
Jingle jingle, jingle jingle
Dem bells
Jingle jingle, jingle jingle
Dem bells
Jingle jingle, jingle jingle
Dem bells
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
If you a ho, ho, ho
I'm a ho, ho, ho
I got your gift
Merry Christmas
Merry mother****ing goddamn Christmas
Happy mother****ing holidays
If you a ho, ho, ho
I'm a ho, ho, ho
I got your gift