Lyrics: Stephen Sondheim
Music: Stephen Sondheim
LEO So the food here is, what, German Expressionist cuisine?
CLAUDIA French Deconstructivist. That means nothing is what it seems.
Sobbing is heard from behind a curtain at the back.
MARIANNE I swear I hear someone crying.
LEO Why would somebody cry in a restaurant?
MARIANNE I've cried in many restaurants.
LEO Mesdames, Monsieurs,
Avant le mange,
To crème brûlée —
MARIANNE To Duck à l'Orange —
PAUL To Sole Meunière —
RAFFAEL To Camembert —
CLAUDIA To —