Lyrics: Dan Bull
Music: Dan Bull
Sit up and listen, I riff on the rhythm
the sickest musician, the slickest magician,
who'll slip and then zip into different positions
while lifting a brick with no slip of permission!
I'm not the most vicious of villain
I'm nicking it just to make vanilla thrilling!
I'm not into killing, but if you were given the gift of intuition
then keep me within your peripheral vision, 'cos i'm of a jittery disposition!
I'm a nervous guy that prefers to hide, I'm terrible shy and I don't know why!
So please do me the following courtesy, AND NEVER LOOK ME IN THE PURPLE EYES!
I'm averse to being observed at night, so if you see me, you deserve to die!
You don't want to mess with the Endermen
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
You don't want to mess with the Endermen
No, no, no, no, no,
NO!!
I see you peeking at me through the glass in the door
what, chap, are you asking for more?
Boy, you're jibbering jabbering like an old man reminiscing of back in the war!
I'm naturally massively tall, I should be practicing basketty ball!
But I can't find a ball without corners at all, so I'm passing the time by unstacking your wall!
If we pass in the hall, you're gonna have to ignore me, perhaps you should look at the grass on the floor
Grab a map and explore the various biomes, but be aware this is my home!
I roam through the night alone, hoping to find someone I can BONE!
But i'm out of sight and mind and time, like a rotary dial phone!
I don't want to die alone, my type of solo's a xylophone!
You don't want to mess with the Endermen
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
You don't want to mess with the Endermen
No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
ROCKIT!
You don't want to mess with the Endermen
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
You don't want to mess with the Endermen
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NOOOO...!
Don't look me in the eye, you better run and hide!
I'm chasing after you until you die!
Deadly as a knife, beautifully designed!
I'm hunting you tonight, until you DIE!
It's time to tell the truth, a bomb you can't defuse!
So easily amused to watch you DIE!
Don't you try to fight, you're lucky you're alive!
I have you in my sights
NO, NO, NO, NO!
Now you see me, now you don't! Shoving a dirt block down your throat!
You better not be getting out your boat, I suggest that you don't leave the house alone!
Oh, no, I'm on a mission to win the staring competiton!
I'll let you live on just one condition: if you put a pumpkin upon, you're forgiven!
NO, NO, NO, NO!