Lyrics: Jeff Richmond/Nell Benjamin Music: Jeff Richmond/Nell Benjamin Cady don't be sorry Now you know Regina George is not your friend We are your friends and we're gonna make her pay You know what friends do They got your back and they are fun to be around Whoa whoa whoa When someone hurts you Then they attack and grind your foe into the ground Whoa whoa whoa Imagine a party with dresses and cake And singing and dancing and cake And there's a magic act that saws Regina in half And this time it'll take Now that's a party It's a revenge party A party that ends With somebody's head on a spike Whoa whoa It's a revenge party With your two best friends It's like a party with revenge is what it's like I'll bring the glowsticks I'll bring balloons And we'll have chocolate ice cream cones Whoa whoa whoa I'll be the DJ spinning the tunes On a turntable made of her bones We'll get a piñata 'cause that would be fun And play dress up and Barbies and tag And we'll roll on the grass and stare up at the sun Then we'll stuff her remains in a bag And throw 'em in the river A revenge party A party that ends With entrails all over the lawn A revenge party With your two best friends And I end up with Aaron when she's gone Yes ***** I end up with Aaron when she's gone Yes ***** What's Regina doing What's Regina wearing Is she back with Aaron Regina Regina She has everything She gets everything Regina Regina Regina A revenge party A party that ends With somebody crushed and alone And ugly crying A revenge party With your two best friends It's like a party with revenge is what we're throwing What's Regina eating God look at her figure Did her boobs get bigger Regina Regina She has everything She gets everything Regina Regina Regina At every party there might be a low Where the energy dips Whoa whoa whoa You might be thinking It's late we should go and they ran out of chips No I can't even watch when she touches his hair And I've watched a snake eat a cow Regina needs to be toppled Sorry Gretchen I swear We'll get our party now One candy cane please A revenge party A party that ends With lions in a Roman arena She has everything She gets everything Regina Regina Regina Oh-ho-ho Candy Cane Gram for Shane Omen She has everything And one for Cody Heron She gets everything Four for Glen Coco You go Glen Coco Glen Coco Glen Coco Glen Coco And none for Gretchen Wieners bye Who sent that Oh it's from Regina Regina Regina Thanks for being such a great best friend It's a revenge party A party that ends With somebody's head on a spike A revenge party With your two best friends It's like a party with revenge is what it's like A party with revenge is what it's like A party with revenge With revenge with revenge Is what it's like