Music: Jim Bonney
Shake a tough day that you want to forget Wake the next morning, not a trace of regret When you drink Purpleberry Tequila! Make the most of what you earn Take a ride on the purple worm When you drink Purpleberry Tequila! [Instrumental section] (Spoken) Lose your troubles, aspire and scheme, with a temporary boost of self-esteem When you drink, Purpleberry Tequila! (spoken) Say! Looking for big fruity flavor and plausible deniability of for your own whereabouts? Then take a ride on the purple bred worm, with Purpleberry Tequila!" [instrumental section] (Spoken) Chemically-flavored, nutrient-free, with just a dash of Ambidextrine When you drink, Purpleberry Tequila! (Spoken) It's loaded with additives and preservatives, made with 100% real artificial purple coloring, and has a little added KICK to get you going in the morning! [instrumental section] (Spoken) Hurry now, don't wait your turn Take a ride on the purple worm When you drink Purpleberry Tequila (Spoken) Yes yes it's the only tequila that'll pick you up and never let you down! Try Purpleberry tequila today! [instrumental section] Shake a tough day that want to forget Wake the next morning, not a trace of regret When you drink Purpleberry Tequila! Make the most of what you earn Take a ride on the purple worm When you drink Purpleberry Tequila! (Spoken) Play hard so you work a little harder. Sobriety won't make you any smarter... So have another Purpleberry Have another Purpleberry Have another Purpleberry Tequila!