Spooky, scary Sparklemoon
She'll shatter, stab, and smite
Flawless fearsome filly
Filling foolish foals with fright
Spooky, scary Sparklemoon
Sends shrouded, starry stares
Fracturing your femur
And fileting feeble mares
Transcendental thaumaturgist, won't you turn away?
The terror's too tumultuous, but Twixie, that can stay!
'Cause spooky, scary Sparklemoon
Sends sneaky switcheroos
She'll turn you to a top hat
Take your Tricky Cannon, too!
Unforgiving unicorn attempting to usurp
Tamers thinks you terrify, you're just a little twerp!
Stupid, Sexy Sparklemoon
Get skewered, stomped, and shot
Start to supernova...
"I can't stand this stupid plot! Ugh!"
Dear Princess Celestia
Oh suddenly I see
The shippers will be satisfied
This spooky Halloween!