Lyrics: Tom Austin/Carey Rushton
Music: Tom Austin/Carey Rushton
Who's that what's that
Who
I don't know what I'm doing but I text her WhatsApp
WhatsApp
Telling her to come through and then I
Copped a Big Mac
Ching
Milkshake and some large fries it cost
Four pound fifty
Take the gherkin out of the inside
Who's that what's that
What's that
I don't know what I'm doing but I text her WhatsApp
Brrt
Telling her to come through and then I
Copped a Big Mac
L'cheim
Milkshake and some large fries it cost
Four pounds fifty
Take the gherkin out of the inside
House party on a cold night
I got goosebumps but it's alright
Alright
Got a Grey Goose for a good price
And I mix that with coke and ice
Ching
2 A.M. and I'm in town
Dance in the street like I'm Chris Brown
Dance
Bouncer comes has me pinned down
But he let me go for twenty pound
Ching
Where's my wallet
Wallet
Swear it was in my pocket
Pocket
My bank card was in there
And I need to make a deposit
Broke
I think I'm 'bout to vomit
Vomit
I shouldn't have ate that omelette
Nah
Bought 50p of bitcoin
Made two pound of profit
I'm rich
My mate says he's lost it
I thought he meant my wallet
What
Can't find his phone so he asked me to call it
Brrt brrt
Who's that what's that
What's that
I don't know what I'm doing but I text her WhatsApp
WhatsApp
Telling her to come through and then I
Copped a Big Mac
Big Mac
Milkshake and some large fries it cost
Four pound fifty
Take the gherkin out of the inside
No gherkin
Who's that what's that
What's that
I don't know what I'm doing but I text her WhatsApp
Brrt
Telling her to come through and then I
Copped a Big Mac
Big Mac
Milkshake and some large fries it cost
Four pounds fifty
Take the gherkin out of the inside
This girl knows nothing
Nothing
She can't tell if I'm bluffing
She can't have a good discussion without her trying push my buttons
Buttons
And she's not that good with numbers
Numbers
She stole like half my jumpers
Thief
Took her to meet my family and she squared up to my cousin
Bow
Yeah she's mad
She's mad
She'll try to fight my dad
Got her a taxi from the airport and she tried to bump the cab
Bump
Then she stole my cat
My cat
She burnt down my flat
No way
She went to the club and put her drinks on my tab
Now I'm vexed I'm broke
But I'm not your average bloke
No way
Went in her purse and placed a kilo of coke
And then I said "Goodnight"
Night
Dialed 9-9-9
Brrt
Police locked her up gave her intent to supply
Bye
Two hours late for school but you can't blame me
Blame me
Fried egg sandwich white bread bottle of HP
White bread white bread
Ask my cousin "When you grow up what'd you wanna be"
What'd he say
He said a dealer 'cause he hates the police
Okay
On his birthday he went from eleven to thirteen
Why
Because f**k twelve he controls the streets
Bow
Who's that what's that
Brrt
I don't know what I'm doing but I text her WhatsApp
Ching
Telling her to come through and then I
Copped a Big Mac
L'cheim
Milkshake and some large fries it cost
Four pound fifty
Take the gherkin out of the inside
No gherkin
Who's that what's that
Bow
I don't know what I'm doing but I text her WhatsApp
Brrt
Telling her to come through and then I
Copped a Big Mac
Big Mac
Milkshake and some large fries it cost
Four pounds fifty
Take the gherkin out of the inside
F**k gherkins
F**k gherkins
F**k gherkins
McDonald's f**k your
F**k your gherkins McDonald
I've never ever bought a burger
And not taken the gherkin out you know what I'm sayin'