Lyrics: Brandon Charles Davis
Music: Brandon Charles Davis
TECHNOBLADE vs SAPNAP
TECHNOBLADE:
When life gives me lemons i make steaks
Challenging me was your first mistake
I got underwear that’s sprayed with gold
I could beat you with a blindfold
SAPNAP:
I taste sweet as a delicious starburst
Techno you suck at rapping you arnt well versed
My raps are so furious they caused a rain
This rap is gonna cause you lots of pain
WILBUR VS QUCAKITY
WILBUR:
My breath is foul but my bars are brand new
Been thinking bout goats they look just like you
My words are presents I deliver like Bart Simpson
I ****ed that bitch, I'ma lay up (Yeah
QUACKITY
I just got appraised I’m worth 10000 bunny
Wilbur is this the bit where you are not funny
I’m a thing of legend a regular Tom Hanks
You shitty music will never reach the ranks
DREAM VS GENE
DREAM:
Welcome to class I’m professor funny
You are a robot so this rap is free money
Call this the start of my victory trip
I don’t need this line so let’s skip
GENE：
One two three four five six zero
I say ‘sub sandwich’ but some say ‘hero’
My rhymes melt on the tongue like cabbage
My voice is crunchy and crisp so savage
SAPNAP VS LARRAY
SAPNAP:
I don’t mince words so let me cut to the tree
Its barely a rap battle when its you against me
You are not fit to hold my shirt
I am gonna come out of this rap unhurt
LARRAY:
Check out my flow it’s stronger than you stay chasing dream
WHAT???
DREAM VS TECHNOBLADE
DREAM:
You are helpless as a tiny sub count
You are like Fruitberries but a discount
Have you ever considered a career in Youtuber?
Or are you going to keep being a loser
TECHNOBLADE:
Bet you never heard bout the Birds and Bears
Imagine playing a game made of squares
I’m the 21st century, you are the middle ages
Beating you is a career Mr.Beast pays me wages
TOMMY VS QUACKITY
TOMMY:
No dress rehearsal this is a public urinating
Your so blummin shit your face is frustrating
I’m the gamemaster playing you like just chatting
When I say cho face i wont resist smacking (it)
QUACKITY:
I’m not safe for work you are an episode of old style
I wish that green ****er would kept you in exile
Look in the mirror see a poor man’s Oprah
Tommyinnit biggest trait is drinking a lot of soda
DREAM VS TOMMY
DREAM:
If you think you’ll win you are straight-up happy
Need me in your content otherwise it’s just crappy
What day is it? It’s the day you get cooked
Put me in the title to get your viewers hooked
TOMMY:
I’d usually expect to find you in a Sapnap’s room
Only talking YouTube this is your doom
If you were dying of thirst i wouldn’t give you a piss
Your shit ****ing channel makes me wanna hit you with my fist
SAPNAP VS WILBUR
SAPNAP:
Struttin like you are on the cover of time
Your shit ****ing channel makes me wanna hit you with my fist
You say you kill verses but you just commit murder
You don’t know where you are in the pecking order
WILBUR:
You want my autograph? Cuz you look interesting
Your music ****ing sucks it should be a crime
Put up or shut up or fine dine
I’m not even gonna bother reading you this last line
QUACKITY VS TECHNOBLADE
QUACKITY:
If i saw you online i would swipe taken
My hot ass rhymes will turn you straight into bacon
I can’t stop winning you are a total funny bone
Your rhymes are boring just like your voice which is monotone
TECHNOBLADE:
All of your rhymes make me want to guffaw
This battle already over end your stream grandpa
Rumor has it you attacked my church
I can find the chance your victory by Goggle search