❀Eve

Lyrics: Helen Tian Music: Helen Tian Arranger: Helen Tian You’re in a leopard print dress Like the one that I own Minus sequins & glitter Sittin’ across from him Average white man In a navy blue, boring ugly polo Can’t hear you from where I am sitting But he’s loud as fk and says “like” too much “Are you happy with your new apartment?” “Do you like going to Thailand for fun?” Eve’s dropping her dignity Eve was me Eve’s dropping more than she can see Eve was me You’re nodding along To the shit that he’s saying Well, you’re young enough to be in his classroom Your laughter’s too pretty Don’t waste those on him And don’t you dare take his ass home Can’t hear you from where I am sitting But he’s loud as fk and says “like” too much “I broke it off with her cuz eventually” “I would like children, but she disagreed” Oh god Eve’s dropping her dignity Eve was me Eve’s dropping more than she can see Eve was me France, Germany, Amsterdam, Italy Switzerland, Denmark, and Sweden France, Germany, I’m losing my sanity They’re everywhere, why are they like this? Eve’s dropping her dignity Eve was me Eve’s dropping more than she can see Eve Oh Eve’s... In a leopard print dress Identical to mine Are you taking it off for him now? “The weather’s too nice today, it’d be a waste not to go for a walk” “Sure! Shall we leave now？” (Heels clicking) (Door closing)