Lyrics: Austin Davis
Music: Austin Davis
Michael: Everything is wrong! The stress of my modern office has caused me to go into a depression
Dwight: Depression? Isn't that just a fancy word for feeling "bummed out"?
Michael: Dwight, you ignorant slut!
I've been rushing, running, talking
****ing ticket for jaywalking
I've been haunting this hotel for too long
You've been crushing cigarettes
And ****ing holding my sweaty hands
I don't know what to say but I'm happy
So hey, let's chill in the parking lot
And say "Puddle Splashers changed my life"
And if we stand still long enough
The sun will move around us
And if I feel like this again, I swear if I feel like this again
I'll ****ing explode
And everyone in my town has found and used the easy way out
Not me
I'm not you
Not me
I'm not you
Not me
I'm not you
Not me
I'm not you
Not me
I'm not you